Monday, July 27, 2009

Here's another Blonde


Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sits down next to a blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news is coming on.
The news crew are covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looks at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replies, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob places a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde is very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob and says, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Hooo ! Hoooo ! Hoooooo !


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