An Aussie walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He then turns to the astonished patrons. "I'm going to make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit, unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth.
The crowd gasped.
After a minute,the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed, as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer : "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a go!"
A hush fell over the crowd.
Then a young blonde at the back of the bar jumped up and shouted,"I'll do it!But go easy when you hit me on the head with the beer bottle, ok?"
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