One More Blonde

A Surgeon went to check on his blonde patient, after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.

"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to resume a normal sex life doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl."What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

Here comes the Blonde...

An Aussie walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.He puts the crocodile up on the bar.

He then turns to the astonished patrons. "I'm going to make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit, unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth.

The crowd gasped.

After a minute,the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed, as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer : "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a go!"

A hush fell over the crowd.

Then a young blonde at the back of the bar jumped up and shouted,"I'll do it!But go easy when you hit me on the head with the beer bottle, ok?"

Here's another Blonde

Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sits down next to a blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news is coming on.
The news crew are covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looks at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replies, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob places a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde is very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob and says, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Hooo ! Hoooo ! Hoooooo !