The Best Joke !

The followimg joke was sent in from James Wong to our group mail, claiming that it's the Best Joke Award Winner in UK ! ( apparently... this joke is sponsored by Carlsberg )

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says : " You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'"

The astonished Chinese man replied : " It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

" Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says : " You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "

Shocked, Spielberg replies : " It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies : " Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg.... you're all the same. "

CHEERS !