Thought of the Day

Today I'm damn tired, both physically & mentally.

Today I've just completed a job, hardwork.

Actually, I've been tired for the past few weeks, due to the company's management changes.

I'm tired looking at the ass holes.

I've been an asshole myself for many years, but have never felt that an ass hole can be so ugly.

What's the heck. This posting shouldn't have appreared in this happy place of mine !

Anyway, I am still happy because I'm not that ugly asshole.

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

The Camel Toe Song

This posting is specially dedicated to one of the 78ers that is based in Dubai.

As camel is a such a popular feature of that region,

I hope he could behave & refrain himself

after watching this special dedicated video !

Warning !

This hilarious video contains contents which are

NOT suitable for those age 18 & below & ill hearted.

Those age below 18 please turn away.

This blog owner is not responsible for any side effect caused ,

and it is not intentionally to disciminate the other gender.

My Friends

KF,

My friend,

is back in town,

from Australia, after many years.

No doubt he has been back here sometimes ago,

as he still has his family members staying in this part of the world,

but, I have not met him for over 30 plus years .

Though we have been communicating via internet for quiet sometimes now,

this is the first time we really get in touch ( with the hand-shake lah ) after such long years.

To you. my friend. KF. Welcome back. Let's go see the rest of the monkeys.

Hey ! That's No Way to Say Goodbye

( Hey, That's No Way To Say Goodbye )

A Song by Leonard Cohen

This song was released in 1967 ( if not mistaken),

The year when I was in Primary 1.

Never heard of this song before until recently.

A wonderful song for the grandma & grandpa ( like me , hee hee ) type.

Touching your heart & mind...

" I love you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm,

your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy golden storm... "

Piece of My Life

Nice Song. Nice Video.

A Piece of my Life. Come 2020 !

Hopefully, the dream team of 78er could have a game

like them, in 2020.

The 78er ( 5S1) Dream Team

孩子，KC, Au Chee, Kee Mun, Chun Ngan , Bao-Bao, Ah Can, Tali

Boon Chee, Tuck Ming, Yuen Keong, Philip, 阿波，马陆

Lets Just Kiss & Say Goodbye

This has got to be the saddest day of my life...
I called you here today for a bit of bad news...
I wouldn't be able to see you any more............




This song brings back a lot of memories , particularly 1978 till 1980.
I was crazied about this song at that time ( for some very particular reasons ).
It's been 30 years from then....
It's really touched my heart again.....and I feel so sad about it.... !

This is something I hate to do.

The News of the Day

Moments by Will Hoffman

This is the only thing you need to know about the world today.

This One for the 78er Unlces

One night, after the older couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote!"

哈 ! 哈 ! 哈 ! 哈 !

A Woman & Her Asshole

A professor
at the University
was giving a lecture
on " Involuntary Muscular Contractions "
to his first year medical students.
Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked :
"Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She promptly replied: "Probably out fishing with his buddies."

T.H.I.N.K.

If you think you can, you can !

But....

If you think you can't, you're right !

Keep Thinking !

Rain

when it rains, it make me feel a bit sad...
i don't really know why, it's just nature...
thought of the sun shine after the rain...
shining brightly with a big rainbow...
it gives colours to life...
and it makes me feel alive...
and by that time...
i feel as happy as i ever could be...

Religion, Sexuality & Mystery

A College Class was told they had to write a short story

in as few words as possible.

The instructions were :

The short story has to contain the following three things :

( 1 ) Religion

( 2 ) Sexuality

( 3 ) Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class

" Good God ! I'm pregnant ! I wonder who did it ? "

Some More Kids' Stuff - Naughty Kids

Boys will be boys !

The group of us from the 78er

were recalling the younger days in our group's mail.

Did you do these when you were small ?
Frankly, I did !

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

One More Monkey ?

Kids' Stuff

Beautiiful Girls

I received a complaint from my blog mentor,

that my blog is featuring too many

monkeys ,

which made him feel very unhappy,

looking at all these

monkeys.

He pleaded me to add more pictures of

human,

in order to balance up,

the over-crowded monkeys.

As such, after a thorough consideration,

&

some explorations,

I finally managed to get the following

human's pictures, that

he

is most interested in .

I hope he won't feel unhappy again,

after looking at all these beautiful postings,

and will not shoot

my monkeys ,

with

his aeroplane.

Because,

I am going to post more

monkeys ,

after this !

Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

Alicia Silverstone

Angelina Jolie

Britney Spears

Carmen Electra

Jessica Alba

Jessica Simpon

Kim Kardashian

Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton

好唔好玩啊？师父！

太阳和星星

一段关于爱，很有意思的文字 ：



老婆是太阳，会有疲倦的时刻，总会不经意睡着。

知己则像星星，总是闪闪烁烁，若即若离，甘于寂寞却又灿烂长久。

当你病卧时，老婆会拉着你的手慌张无措泪流满脸，怕你痛，怕你死；恨不得替你痛，替你死。知己只是站在床头，静静的凝望着你，阅读着你的心，用的她的心告诉你，她知道你痛在何处、她理解你，她愿意默默为你分担。

老婆大哭，是因为爱你；红颜不哭，是因为懂你。


懂你，但就是不属于你；给你适而可止的关心，就不能给你深情。

做你的黑夜，给你安静，给你回复能量的空间。

故，能做红颜知己的，必是女人中的极品；

能拥有红颜的，必是男人中的智者。



男人看后，举脚赞同。女人看后，咬牙切齿。

Special Friendship

So, in celebrating my blog has surpassed the 1000 hits mark,

and also to show my appreciation to the support given to me,

from my 78ers mates,

here's some pictures,

to share with them,

for the special friendship,

that we are having...

and thank you for monkeying along with me !

hee ! hee ! hee !

The 1000 Mark

Ha ! Ha ! My blog's readership has finally surpassed the 1000 hits mark ! ( half of it might be my own.... , however, at least half of it is NOT my own one !) That's something to cheer for !

Until now, still cannot believe that I am enjoying so much for doing this silly blog. I'll just log into my own blog and do some new postings, or editing, or updating it, whenever I am not doing other works with my laptop. It's kind like a hobby to me now,and also killing some time with it.

Honestly, I am still very blur about what's the actual meaning of blogging ? Do I really qualified myself as a blogger ? Since I was introduced into the blogging world, I naturally have browsed thru a lot of other blogs. It's really amazing to see all those beautiful blogs. These blogs are so flashy, so sophsicated, so high-tech & so artistic ! Some of them may be very simple, yet is so beautifully lay out. Really respect these people for their effort in designing such beautiful blogs.

Of course, there are blogs that I would just skipped them over by the first look. But it all boiled down to individual taste & preference, so I wouldn't condemn them as I am not qualifiy to be a blog critic as my own one is too far to be regarded as a good blog too ! Too many monkeys, I think.

One thing that I do observed is that most of the bloggers like to post their own pictures or pictures taken by them. Not like me, mostly copied & paste pictures. I believe having a good digital camera should be one of the main factors for doing a good blog. That's should be the main reason why my blog has not been attracting interest from readers. My pictures all came out so blurry even with an normal automatic vibration-proof digital cam ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

I think there's still a lot for me to catch up. Let put my fingers crossed & wish that this old brain can keep up the pace with the modern technology trend.

By the way, I noticed that my biggest encouragement is from the Australian ' uncles ' of the 78er, and recently the Singapore ' uncles ' have joined in too ! Hopefully, those ' old uncles ' from China , US, UK etc would share their happiness with me in this little space of mine !

Thank you, brothers ! for keeping the monkey going !

The Men & Women's Dictionary

Women’s English :

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I’m sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
7. sure, go ahead = you better not
8. do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I’m upset, you moron !
10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about ?

Men’s English :

1. I’m hungry = I’m hungry
2. I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
3. I’m tired = I’m tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage !
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I’m bored = Do you want sex now ?
7. May I have this dance ? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime ? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie ? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner ? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

Some More Funny Pictures

Bling-Bling Party !

" Because beer is heavy. That's why I married my wife ! "

Funny Pictures

" Come on ! Let's go for a ride , brothers ! "

" Lemon Suicide "

McCat : " Help ! I'm not cheezeburger ! "

" Cut it out ! Mum ! The girls are watching ! "

" Damn it ! Why I have to clean the dog's shit ? "

" Hee ! Hee ! Hee ! "

" Ho ! Ho ! Ho ! Stupid Animals "

" WAH ...........! "