Very Interesting

Take a look at the picture first .... so what did you see ?

Now proceed and read below to find an explanation
of what you really saw !

I am sure you will find this

very interesting..

Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario.

What they will see are nine dolphins.

Additional note : This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind.

If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 3 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted !

Ever Been In This Situation Before ?

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall

saying : " Hi ! How are you ? "

I am not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom

but I don't know what got into me, so I answer, somewhat

embarrassed : " Doing just fine. "

And the other guy says : " So what are you up to ? "

What kind of question is that ? At that point, I am thinking this

is too bizarre, so I say : " Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling ! "

At this point, I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I

hear another question : " Can I come over ? "

Ok, this question is too weird for me but I figure I could

just be polite and end the conversation : " No........

I'm a little busy right now !!! "

Then, I heard the guy say nervously.....

" Listen ! I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the

other stall who keep answering all my question !! "

Happy Day

I noticed today

My smile seems brighter.

When I walk- it's a bit more brisk.

And the sun seems less oppressive and more... "shiny"

I noticed today my whole world is less tragic,

And filled with a few more rainbows.

I feel... "lighter"

I noticed today I have a true friend.

Knowing this makes everything... better.

Smiling, my face to the bright sun,

I whistle as I walk,

And let my heart hum a happy tune.

I noticed today I have you.

(for a special friend, written for you)

My Blog

It's has been a month since I started to have my own blog.

I am amazed at myself after looking back from the beginning of my blog.

" Not bad ", I could say, " A lot of postings & the readership is good too ! ( although most of them are my own ) " .

However, to be frank, this is a stupid blog. Most of the posting are copy& paste material. No doubt, some of them are very interesting & good for laughing, and there are a lot of animated photos & pictures too.

I couldn't help but laugh at myself ! Where's the hell that I got so much time & energy to search for all these childish & miserable articles. I should have done something more meaningful like helping the less fortunate.

Am I wasting my time ? I am not so sure.

But one thing for sure, I have gained quite some extra experiences & knowledge on the blogging and internet . I have never browsed thru so many blogs before as in the last one month. I also came to know that there're so many people still so blank about blogging.

Actually I have never taken any computer courses or studies. It's all trial & error and the never-feel-embarass-to-ask attitude that had help him picked up these knowledge of handling computer & internet ( a real smart guy huh ? :) . I really respect myself for having the guts to do my own blog at this age ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

Of course, this blog is nothing, compare to some great blogs that'd attracted millions of readers. But adhering to the theme of my blog - Be Happy ! I couldn't ask for more, especially to a freshie ' old man ' like me.

There are blogs with great writings or critics towards the political scenario of one's country. There are these food critics writing about all kinds of foods that they have savoured. There are blogs of sport enthusiastics ; family bond ; love birds ; high tech ; music ; art etc, etc, etc.

Since the beginning, I have decided that my blog shall not have postings of political influences ; religious offences or economy businesses. It should be a non-seditious & non-violative blog. It'll be just a little space in this cyber world to let me make a monkey out of myself ; crack some sexy jokes occasionally ; and to feel happy about it ; then let the happiness be shared... be it yours or mine.

One of my old classmate told me that I'll find solace & fufillment in writing the blogs, like a diary. Another one told me it needs a LOT of works to keep a blog alive. Nevertheless, I am trying to keep my blog alive by putting in a lot of those animated monkeys, so to cover up my unlively writing. Does that help , my friends ? By the way, I sincerely wish to thank all my friends that have guided me & shared with me their knowledge , experience , stories, jokes and also being a loyalty supporters to my blog.

Just to share with you about a sideline from my blog. Since I've added the Freejit Live Taffic Feed, I am able to find out where are those readers coming from and some info of their search engines. One of the most popolur post that has attracted visitors as far as Saudi Arabia & Bangladesh is the ' More Sexy Stories '. I think these visitors must be cursing me like hell for being cheated into browsing this silly blog , they must have been hoping to find some solace in that misleading title. Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! I really have a good laugh in that. I think I should consider to put more postings with the title related to ' Sex ', so that I could gain more readership. Yeah !

Anyway, just doing what I feel like doing. Who care about the criticism ? And who'll really care about what you'll do in your blog ? There're millions of bloggers out there. Who care ?

Be Happy !.... Don't Worry !.... Be Happy !.... No Worry ..... !

For Smart Women & Smart Guys

These are for the Smart Women who need a laugh and to the Smart Guys who know how to handle it : -

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

Always let a woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,

poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Mathematics that you should know !

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

After the children came back from a farm trip....

A Blonde Goes To Work...

A blonde woman goes back to work after thirty years......

( Note : This video is only 4 seconds long, so watch carefully.

If you are younger than 40 years old,

you may not understand it,

unless you know how a typewriter works. )

Judy Judy Judy

Burning the mid-nite oil in the office. Would like to dedicate this golden classic to an old friend....

Monkey in Business

Let's see what monkeys can do for you... in business...

This is no monkey business !

Chick's Habit - Rule the World ????

( Wow !!! )

Do you understand what's this music ??

NO ! I don't !

James Wong

( sorry about this blur-blur picture, but that's the way to show the true colour of james wong )

This James Wong is an old classmate of mine during the secondary school. We have lost contact for more than 30 years. Catching up with him in the last few months & obviously he is very supportive to our group mail. He would on & off send in some cool jokes . Claiming himself as a nut towards the computer tech, he is yet to forward his cool stuff into our group blog yet.


He was nicknamed ' toothless tiger ' in those days & he has now became a fierce tiger, biting you silently with his hilarous jokes. Some of them are too sexy that I can't reprint them in my blog !


He has been coming back to his hometown very often and we used to have ' snow beer ' sessions in the older part of the town. ( hey, he is a good drinker ! )



It just popped into my mind while laughing through his jokes tonite : there are so much of similarities of this James Wong to that late James Wong ( 黄沾, 又名不文沾 ) of Hong Kong ! 搞笑一派 ! Is it just a coincidence or he purposely take that same name ??

The World Cup 2010

Depending on the wind, the striker's position may vary......

Radical, efficient, unstoppable....( ball's speed may reach 297 km/h )

Iron defence, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker...and....Penalty

.......no comments !

They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.

In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis.

Shit ! They forgot the goal .

Note : the red dot is not the ball, it's the referee

ALWAYS Stay at home and watch the others on TV!.....ALWAYS

Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Uncle Shen always has some cool stuff to share with his mates !

The Best Joke !

The followimg joke was sent in from James Wong to our group mail, claiming that it's the Best Joke Award Winner in UK ! ( apparently... this joke is sponsored by Carlsberg )

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says : " You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'"

The astonished Chinese man replied : " It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

" Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says : " You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "

Shocked, Spielberg replies : " It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies : " Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg.... you're all the same. "

CHEERS !

The Garden of Life

Come to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses…

FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING ,

PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
1. Peace of mind
2. Peace of heart
3. Peace of soul

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:
1. Squash gossip
2. Squash indifference
3. Squash grumbling
4. Squash selfishness

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:
1. Lettuce be faithful
2. Lettuce be kind
3. Lettuce be patient
4. Lettuce really love one another

NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:
1. Turnip for meetings
2. Turnip for service
3. Turnip to help one another

TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:
1. Thyme for each other
2. Thyme for family
3. Thyme for friends

WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE. THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

Happiness

The road to happiness lies in two simple principles: find what it is that interests you and that you can do well, and when you find it, put your whole soul into it — every bit of energy and ambition and natural ability you have.

Love & Happiness

What is your PEACE of Mind ?

Let not your hearts be troubled !

PEACE OF MIND

If you were to ask your neighbor,

What would give you peace of mind?" he might tell you,

"A vacation in Bermuda!" or

"An extra hundred grand would give me peace!", or

"A new Ferrari would make me content!"

But going to places - and getting stuff - is usually a temporary solution ...

Peace of mind rarely comes from getting more stuff.

Getting more stuff usually leads to wanting even more stuff !

Peace of mind starts with being grateful for what we have right now.

GRATITUDE is POWER

When we are thankful for what we have - for the friends we have,

and for the things we've got,

we attract more good people and good things!

People who always complain about what they DON'T HAVE, stay stuck.

Complainers attract more things to complain about!

It is a law of life. It's hard to explain, but you can observe it around you.

We get more of what we dwell upon.
That's why all the spiritual masters have taught the same lesson:

"Start by being thankful. Be happy with what you have now, and more will come your way."

It's a practical advice:

Every time you say a silent "thank you" become more peaceful

HEAVEN is when you have:

AMERICAN salary, ENGLISH car, CHINESE food, and INDONESIAN wife.

HELL is when you have:

AMERICAN wife, ENGLISH food, CHINESE car, and INDONESIAN salary.

............... Keep Sharing ..............

All the Rage in Japan !

A message received from a very civil-conscious citizen...

What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and these are the current rage in Japan ... They'll be the rage in the USA soon. The end is near!

Good brief !!! Charlie Brown.........

I posted this as a public service, so you won't have a heart attack when the rage reaches your city.....

A Very Touching Moment !

Year : 1975

Situation : Last day of school

Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve the country.But today was a day they always dreaded. It was their last day together.

On their way back from School Arjun started talking.

Arjun : " Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you , man "

Pargat: " I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year. "

Arjun: " Yes , that is a deal. "

And they parted with tears in their eyes... As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers.

Year: 2009

Venue: The Police station where Arjun works

Tring... Tring... Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise...

"Is this Arjun?" "Yes. Who is on the line?" " Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station" Tear drops welled up Arjun's eyes .

Arjun: " Where are you? "

Pargat: " I am standing outside the Police station. Come Out ! "

Arjun: " Is it? I am coming right away ! "

Arjun rushed out of the Police station and saw Pargat standing outside. They were seeing each other for the first time after thirty years. He wanted to go and hug his friend. But he could not hug his friend.

It was a very touching moment for both of them :

Have you ever seen a touching moment like this?

A 78er : Hey ! Tali . I am also very TOUCHING one leh ! Hee ! Hee !