Saturday, March 26, 2011

A Man's Thumb !

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

A human hair can hold 3 kgs of weight.

The length of a penis is 3x the length od a thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Woman blinks 2x as much as a man.

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

A woman has read this entire post....... but the man...

is still looking at .....

his thumb !

Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ~~~~~~~~

Friday, February 25, 2011

人为什么要活着 ?


A Very Good Video !
Especially for those at our age !
Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
What do we live for ???

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

What a Wonderful World


世界是多么的美好 !
干嘛要这么多苦恼 ?
放下烦恼,
快乐,
就可以找到!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

男人,女人

“ 女人用她的下半身, 换取男人的下半生。”



"OMG ! "

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Thought of the Day

Today I'm damn tired, both physically & mentally.

Today I've just completed a job, hardwork.

Actually, I've been tired for the past few weeks, due to the company's management changes.

I'm tired looking at the ass holes.

I've been an asshole myself for many years, but have never felt that an ass hole can be so ugly.

What's the heck. This posting shouldn't have appreared in this happy place of mine !

Anyway, I am still happy because I'm not that ugly asshole.

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Camel Toe Song

This posting is specially dedicated to one of the 78ers that is based in Dubai.

As camel is a such a popular feature of that region,

I hope he could behave & refrain himself

after watching this special dedicated video !

Warning !
This hilarious video contains contents which are

NOT suitable for those age 18 & below & ill hearted.

Those age below 18 please turn away.

This blog owner is not responsible for any side effect caused ,

and it is not intentionally to disciminate the other gender.



Tuesday, August 25, 2009

My Friends




KF,

My friend,

is back in town,

from Australia, after many years.

No doubt he has been back here sometimes ago,

as he still has his family members staying in this part of the world,

but, I have not met him for over 30 plus years .

Though we have been communicating via internet for quiet sometimes now,

this is the first time we really get in touch ( with the hand-shake lah ) after such long years.

To you. my friend. KF. Welcome back. Let's go see the rest of the monkeys.





Saturday, August 22, 2009

Hey ! That's No Way to Say Goodbye



( Hey, That's No Way To Say Goodbye )

A Song by Leonard Cohen

This song was released in 1967 ( if not mistaken),

The year when I was in Primary 1.

Never heard of this song before until recently.

A wonderful song for the grandma & grandpa ( like me , hee hee ) type.

Touching your heart & mind...

" I love you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm,

your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy golden storm... "

Piece of My Life






Nice Song. Nice Video.

A Piece of my Life. Come 2020 !

Hopefully, the dream team of 78er could have a game

like them, in 2020.

The 78er ( 5S1) Dream Team

孩子,KC, Au Chee, Kee Mun, Chun Ngan , Bao-Bao, Ah Can, Tali

Boon Chee, Tuck Ming, Yuen Keong, Philip, 阿波,马陆







Thursday, August 20, 2009

Lets Just Kiss & Say Goodbye

This has got to be the saddest day of my life...
I called you here today for a bit of bad news...
I wouldn't be able to see you any more............




This song brings back a lot of memories , particularly 1978 till 1980.
I was crazied about this song at that time ( for some very particular reasons ).
It's been 30 years from then....
It's really touched my heart again.....and I feel so sad about it.... !

This is something I hate to do.

The News of the Day

Moments by Will Hoffman

This is the only thing you need to know about the world today.



This One for the 78er Unlces

One night, after the older couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote!"



哈 ! 哈 ! 哈 ! 哈 !

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A Woman & Her Asshole

A professor
at the University
was giving a lecture
on " Involuntary Muscular Contractions "
to his first year medical students.
Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked :
"Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She promptly replied: "Probably out fishing with his buddies."

T.H.I.N.K.

If you think you can, you can !

But....

If you think you can't, you're right !

Keep Thinking !

Rain


when it rains, it make me feel a bit sad...
i don't really know why, it's just nature...
thought of the sun shine after the rain...
shining brightly with a big rainbow...
it gives colours to life...
and it makes me feel alive...
and by that time...
i feel as happy as i ever could be...

Friday, August 14, 2009

Religion, Sexuality & Mystery

A College Class was told they had to write a short story
in as few words as possible.
The instructions were :
The short story has to contain the following three things :
( 1 ) Religion
( 2 ) Sexuality
( 3 ) Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class


" Good God ! I'm pregnant ! I wonder who did it ? "

Some More Kids' Stuff - Naughty Kids









Boys will be boys !
The group of us from the 78er
were recalling the younger days in our group's mail.
Did you do these when you were small ?
Frankly, I did !
Ha ! Ha ! Ha !